Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Emotional Weinie
this video makes Weinie teary-eyed everytime he watches it (which is at least 20 times today, according to his office neighbors):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxJWwYYHaX0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxJWwYYHaX0
NYE 2007
classic Weinie story that was re-told to me recently in greater detail from a witness and close relative of Weinie:
New Years Eve, 2007, Weinie was living a life of solitude in Blue Bell, PA. He had no connection to the outside world so he decided to drive up to NYC for the night to spend the evening with some of his old friends. He planned on staying with his sister, Weinie-woman, and since he was running a bit late he asked her if she’d be so kind as to leave a bottle of cool and crisp Vodka in the freezer for his consumption upon arrival in the Big Apple. Weinie-woman went off and did her own thing for the night with a guido he was dating and the other weinie-sister. Around 4:30am, weinie-woman awakens from a drunken sleep at the guido’s apartment to hear her cell phone ringing. She answered it only to find Weinie on the other line saying that he couldn’t get a hold of weinie-sister. Weinie-woman wasn’t really sure why weinie needed to get a hold of their other sister but she wasn’t thinking clearly during this hour of the now new year. Weinie called back a few minutes later to explain that he still couldn’t get a hold of weinie-sister, at which point weinie-woman realized something must be wrong if he is seeking out other members of his weinie family at this hour. Weinie proclaimed that “they” wouldn’t let him leave until someone he knew came to get him. Picturing the worst possible scenario, a half-asleep and still drunk weinie-woman quickly asked several questions about weinie’s whereabouts. She comes to find out that weinie is being held at the renowned Bellevue hospital in their pediatric unit. He wasn’t quite sure how he got there, but he was now safe and sound. Weinie-sister hops in a cab with the accompaniment of guido since his guido-nature forbid her from wandering the streets at this time of the night by herself. They arrive at Bellevue and ask the security guard how to find her brother. He interrupted weinie-woman mid-sentence and said, “are you looking for your brother? He’s over there”. Weinie-woman finds her brother sitting on an examination table with cuts and bruises all over his face and hands. He is dressed in a Bellevue sweatshirt and jeans that had vomit stains all over them. Weinie-woman comes to find out that weinie consumed most of the bottle of vodka by himself before heading out for the night. He decided to leave whatever party he was at, telling his friends that he was going to meet some other friends at a club. The only issue was, there were no other friends and there was no plan to meet at a club. A kind stranger later saw weinie passed out on the side of the street and called 911. An ambulance came to weinie’s rescue, took him to the hospital, and administered an IV to pass the cool and crisp vodka from his system. Weinie-woman signed the paperwork to allow weinie to be released from Bellevue. On the cab ride to drop weinie off at weinie-woman’s apartment, the guido proclaimed in Brooklyn-ease that weinie smelled like he, “shit himself”. We found out that there was no bowel movement involved but simply an aged vomit odor that followed weinie wherever he went. Weinie-woman arrived back to her apartment the following day to find weinie alive and well. He left to go back to his life of solitude in Blue Bell but was sure to leave his sister with a souveneir from the weekend, a lingering smell of vomit that inhabited her apartment for the next week.
New Years Eve, 2007, Weinie was living a life of solitude in Blue Bell, PA. He had no connection to the outside world so he decided to drive up to NYC for the night to spend the evening with some of his old friends. He planned on staying with his sister, Weinie-woman, and since he was running a bit late he asked her if she’d be so kind as to leave a bottle of cool and crisp Vodka in the freezer for his consumption upon arrival in the Big Apple. Weinie-woman went off and did her own thing for the night with a guido he was dating and the other weinie-sister. Around 4:30am, weinie-woman awakens from a drunken sleep at the guido’s apartment to hear her cell phone ringing. She answered it only to find Weinie on the other line saying that he couldn’t get a hold of weinie-sister. Weinie-woman wasn’t really sure why weinie needed to get a hold of their other sister but she wasn’t thinking clearly during this hour of the now new year. Weinie called back a few minutes later to explain that he still couldn’t get a hold of weinie-sister, at which point weinie-woman realized something must be wrong if he is seeking out other members of his weinie family at this hour. Weinie proclaimed that “they” wouldn’t let him leave until someone he knew came to get him. Picturing the worst possible scenario, a half-asleep and still drunk weinie-woman quickly asked several questions about weinie’s whereabouts. She comes to find out that weinie is being held at the renowned Bellevue hospital in their pediatric unit. He wasn’t quite sure how he got there, but he was now safe and sound. Weinie-sister hops in a cab with the accompaniment of guido since his guido-nature forbid her from wandering the streets at this time of the night by herself. They arrive at Bellevue and ask the security guard how to find her brother. He interrupted weinie-woman mid-sentence and said, “are you looking for your brother? He’s over there”. Weinie-woman finds her brother sitting on an examination table with cuts and bruises all over his face and hands. He is dressed in a Bellevue sweatshirt and jeans that had vomit stains all over them. Weinie-woman comes to find out that weinie consumed most of the bottle of vodka by himself before heading out for the night. He decided to leave whatever party he was at, telling his friends that he was going to meet some other friends at a club. The only issue was, there were no other friends and there was no plan to meet at a club. A kind stranger later saw weinie passed out on the side of the street and called 911. An ambulance came to weinie’s rescue, took him to the hospital, and administered an IV to pass the cool and crisp vodka from his system. Weinie-woman signed the paperwork to allow weinie to be released from Bellevue. On the cab ride to drop weinie off at weinie-woman’s apartment, the guido proclaimed in Brooklyn-ease that weinie smelled like he, “shit himself”. We found out that there was no bowel movement involved but simply an aged vomit odor that followed weinie wherever he went. Weinie-woman arrived back to her apartment the following day to find weinie alive and well. He left to go back to his life of solitude in Blue Bell but was sure to leave his sister with a souveneir from the weekend, a lingering smell of vomit that inhabited her apartment for the next week.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
It has been way too long
Yes, yes loyal LOW subscribers...I realize the blog is long overdue for a post. Since the last post, there have been countless unrecorded tales that I wish I had shared (major cringe, i realize), and thanks to a blabbing Boca girl, Weinie is now aware that the blog exists.
So in an attempt to redeem myself, I'm including two classic old Weinie pics that I digged up a while back. These were taken senior year of high school when our physics class took a trip to Busch Gardens. As you can tell, Weinie had a blast.
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Great Facebook album by the Weinerman sisters
the captions speak for themselves...
HILARIOUS
(you may need to be FB friends with Lynn to access this...)
HILARIOUS
(you may need to be FB friends with Lynn to access this...)
Friday, December 26, 2008
Amanda's Birthday
It's been a busy month between work, the holidays, snow, etc., and so I've been significantly slacking with the posts and I apologize. And because I've been so busy, I also haven't seen as much of Weinie as I usually do, but I feel it's time for a post considering these great photos that were recently posted on Facebook.
Our high school friend, Amanda, recently had her birthday at a cool spot downtown and while I was a bit too drunk myself to get some good pics, Amanda fortunately took care of this for me.
Note the caption below that pic. It's fairly accurate. Look at this pic from Amanda's 26th Birthday (1 year before):
This was another good shot from her party. Weinie de-tagged himself from this one for some reason. Not sure why. The stain? The fact that he is so drunk he can only keep 1 eye open?
good times.
Our high school friend, Amanda, recently had her birthday at a cool spot downtown and while I was a bit too drunk myself to get some good pics, Amanda fortunately took care of this for me.
Note the caption below that pic. It's fairly accurate. Look at this pic from Amanda's 26th Birthday (1 year before):
This was another good shot from her party. Weinie de-tagged himself from this one for some reason. Not sure why. The stain? The fact that he is so drunk he can only keep 1 eye open?
good times.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
ATL
I've been really slacking with this the past few weeks, so I'm gonna try to catch all the loyal subscribers up on the latest in Weinie's life...
A few weeks ago, Weinie went to visit a few friends in the dirty south, aka ATL. While I did not get to join Weinie on this misadventure, some loyal followers that were present reported back to me.
According to one reader, who we shall refer to as "G-Rock" for the sake of anonymity, who was with Weinie at a local Atlanta pub to watch the UF/LSU game:
"Despite being 10 yards away from a quality restroom, Weinie decided that the most efficient and effective way to wash his hands after eating chicken wings was to dip them into our non-empty beer bucket at the table; using the liquescent ice cubes to wash away grease, hot sauce, saliva, and chicken fat. Unfortunately, that may have been the cleanest thing of the evening as the night progressed..."
It was a good game for the Gators, as they beat the Tigers in the Swamp, by a score of 51 to 21. And Weinie could not contain his excitement, as demonstrated in this shot, also caught by G-Rock's Blackberry:
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